Drifting Through the Halls with the Sunrise

suzoar:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

savvylikeyeahhh:

drunkenhills:

myguiltyotpleasures:

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

freedom

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

charlon-lumi:

natalieironside:

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

xxxcastielx:

slow-burn-sally:

Someone in an autism facebook group I’m in just asked “How am I supposed to earn enough to make a living without burning out?”

Someone replied: “You’re not. Even neurotypicals can’t right now in the system designed for them. We’re the canaries in the coalmine. When we start failing, they know something is wrong.”

People keep saying, “Oh, everyone thinks they’re neurodivergent now!” or they’ll say it’s the foods or chemicals or whatever other nonsense they’ve fallen for, but to me the answer is so obvious?

We’ve gotten to a point that more and more people are being left behind by the system, making it so that neurodivergent parents who could get by fine *enough* in decades/centuries past are bringing children into a world that cannot and will not attempt to accommodate them. There’s nothing in the water and people aren’t faking, it’s just that this is no longer sustainable or livable and of course people with disabilities will be hit first and hit the hardest. There aren’t more people with it, it’s just harder to go through life without being aware that you’re not functioning the way your peers seem to be able to.

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

I don’t want bottom surgery but if I got it I’d get this as a womb tattoo

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

“look at the point we’ve reached as a society” [screenshot of one tweet]

renthebarbarian:

asonr:

Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks

There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that

ALT

guerrillatech:

porcupine-girl:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thebelovedlion:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

theknightlywolfe:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

jewishbarbies:

jewishbarbies:

plaguedocboi:

“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately